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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

After some Macallan, I'm afraid crawling is all we are capable of.

Damn Scots! If it weren't for your foul liquid, we would be able to walk unassisted and ride bicycles.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Re bicycles:

Policeman MacCruiskeen put the lamp on the table, shook hands with me and gave me the time of day with great gravity. His voice was high, almost feminine, and he spoke with delicate careful intonation. Then he put the lamp on the counter and surveyed the two of us.

'Is it about a bicycle?' he asked.

'Not that' said the Sergeant. 'This is a private visitor who says he did not arrive in the townland upon a bicycle. He has no personal name at all. His dadda is in far Amurikey.'

'Which of the two Amurikeys?' asked MacCruiskeen.

'The Unified Stations,' said the Sergeant.

'Likely he is rich by now if he is in that quarter,' said MacCruiskeen, 'because there's dollars there, dollars and bucks and nuggets in the ground and any amount of rackets and golf games and musical instruments. It is a free country too by all accounts.'


From The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien, as you will know if you've read it. And if you haven't I earnestly recommend that you do at your earliest opporchancity.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Rob....SDH...You are required to watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__LsvLZFKFc

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Now THAT is fuckin' funny.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Aug 1, 2007 3:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Fucking right Earl...I missed the fucking earlier fuckfest and now this just seems fucking outdated and behind the fucking times but I fucking don't give a fuck.

It's just therapy. I need more.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Fucking spot-fucking-on, Earl. The wee fucker Williams has got the fucking Scots fucking nailed there. A wee but fucking over the fucking top on the fucking swearing though. We're fucking all not fucking like that. Fucking funny all the fucking same.

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Poster: BryanE Date: Aug 1, 2007 8:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Little Technical Heads-Up

Fuck. I fucking wish I could fucking link to that on this fucking work computer so I could fucking share in the fucking joke.

Something fucking tells me I fucking already fucking am.